why

...are you such a big twat!?

`why'
`because i said so you prune'

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

i-pod

the coolest invention, ever!

` do you have a i-pod'
`no'
`you big twat!'

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

dec

the funny half of ant and dec!

`who is funnier, ant or dec'
`obviolusly dec'

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

facey

a weird chocalate egg who tries to piss everyone off

`hi'
`your starting to facey me off'

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

fifa 05 forum

the best forum on the planet!

fifa 05 forum rules all!

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

shit head

what tony blair and george bush are!

bush and blair, what shit heads!

by burngun48 January 03, 2005

ahh

the noise you make after peeing!

`have you been yet'
`ahh, i have now'

by burngun48 January 03, 2005