bum killa 101's definitions

Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.

Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!

by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009

Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

by Bum killa 101 April 10, 2009

Chode Stir

The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.

(At a party)

Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.

Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink

Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver

Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Penisouras

Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.

Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Oudles and Boodles

An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska

ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

by Bum Killa 101 April 15, 2009

Mashed Gabe Tators

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009