buckonz's definitions
There are two definitions for 'Janopause':
1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
1) Where someone refuses to drink for the entire of the month of January, to make up for all the drinking done over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
2) Where a woman doesn't get her period at all during the month of January, as she got herself pregnant over the Thanks Giving, Christmas and/or New Years Eve period.
1)
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.
2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?
Brad: Dude, you wanna grab a drink after work?
Dave: Nah, I'm having my Janopause - I drank far to much around Christmas.
2)
Mary: You are not going to believe this, but I think I'm pregnant!?
Kelly: Really? When's the last time you got your period?
Mary: Well, my last one was in December.
Kelly: Janopause! Who did you have unprotected sex with on New Years Eve!?
by buckonz January 6, 2012

Dave: You wanna come out tonight, man?
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...
Brad: Nah dude - would love too but I have the Ho Chi Minh Two-Step.
Dave: Damn, what did you eat?
Brad: I had some left over Chinese takeaway - I think that set me off...
by buckonz November 5, 2009

The 007 Effect (also called James Bond Effect) is a theory in propaganda and political circles, whereby the first detailed opinion/summary that someone hears or reads on a particular topic, is the one they are most likely to adopt.
Called the 007 Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Called the 007 Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Mike: Hey, John I hear that Dave got fired? You guys had lunch all the time didn't you?
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the 007 Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the 007 Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
by buckonz January 1, 2012

A text message, which was written and sent while the mobile phone is behind the writer/senders back. Named after the on stage guitar moves of Jimi Hendrix.
Mary: Damn, I need to send a text message to Dave - think I left the iron on.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.
Kelly: You better send a Hendrix text so Bob can't see you - he's about to start his announcement.
by buckonz May 9, 2014

Although this term is usually associated with the Irish slang for a lie (or similar), it also has it's own meaning in the drug world.
Sham was also the term used for marijuana, dipped in embalming fluid. The resulting product gave a hallucinogenic effect as in addition to those more commonly associated with "grass".
This product was common in the late 70's and early 80's before the rise of crack cocaine.
Sham was also the term used for marijuana, dipped in embalming fluid. The resulting product gave a hallucinogenic effect as in addition to those more commonly associated with "grass".
This product was common in the late 70's and early 80's before the rise of crack cocaine.
Mike: "Hey man, I saw this doco on the TV the other night about gangs in the 1980's..."
Dave: "Yeah, so?"
Mike: "The gang bangers used to sell and smoke sham. That's grass dipped in embalming fluid!"
Dave: "True!?"
Dave: "Yeah, so?"
Mike: "The gang bangers used to sell and smoke sham. That's grass dipped in embalming fluid!"
Dave: "True!?"
by buckonz January 5, 2009
