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Definitions by bruhthisismyhandle

sleeping out 

Person 1: I was sleeping out for like 8 hours!

Person 2: Isn't that all the time you had to sleep??? Did you stay up the entire night???

Biography 

1. An account of someone's life written by someone else.
2. Not a rug, despite what Tyler Elliott, an Urban Dictionary user claims.
Person 1: Check out this new Biography I purchased!~

Person 2: Uh, don't you mean... rug?
Biography by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

hyphenation

1. Use of the hyphen; To split words apart, or combine them.
Don't listen to the other definition. This is hyphenation :)
hyphenation by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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when amoug 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Amoug by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
the ultimate result of typing across the keyboard backwards with 5 letters in between. i bet you also did this forwards and got to qdn. sorry but this direction works a little different. unfortunately the keyboard combinations will become indistinguishable from abbreviations starting at mhy :(

next stop: mlst. if no one creates it i will.
mzfiw by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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