bruce st.asiuk's definitions
by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.
While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.
by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.
The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
by bruce st.asiuk April 2, 2017

by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.
by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,
by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023
