gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

skeevage

skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.

impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.

by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009

espyonage

He was a spy engaged in espionage, better known as espyonage.

Unlike other agents, he was actually involved in espyonage.

by bruce st.asiuk October 08, 2023

upload

To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.

I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.

by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005

TEXNIQUE

Texnique is the stylized way each individual writes texts.

As soon as I read it, I knew who it was from by the texnique..

by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023

contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,

The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.

by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023

a big lick

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.

While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

by bruce st.asiuk November 24, 2005