bruce st.asiuk's definitions

espyonage

He was a spy engaged in espionage, better known as espyonage.

Unlike other agents, he was actually involved in espyonage.

by bruce st.asiuk October 8, 2023

contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,

The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.

by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023

TEXNIQUE

Texnique is the stylized way each individual writes texts.

As soon as I read it, I knew who it was from by the texnique..

by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023

Skinformation

A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.

The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.

by bruce st.asiuk April 2, 2017

blackberry widow

a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.

a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.

by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010

MAYO FOOTPRINT

MUCH LIKE A CARBON FOOTPRINT EXPRESSES HOW MUCH CARBON A PERSON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSUMING, A MAYO FOOTPRINT IS A GENERAL TERM TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OVEREATING A PERSON DOES

JUST MY BAD LUCK THAT I HAD TO SIT NEXT TO A LADY WITH A BIG MAYO FOOTPRINT FOR THE LONG FLIGHT.

by bruce st.asiuk July 12, 2009

skeevage

skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.

impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.

by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009