a black widow spider lives most of her life without a mate.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow, has a mate, but spends most of her life 'alone' because her mate is preoccupied with his blackberry.
a blackberry widow sat quietly in the restaurant while her husband spent the evening hunched over his phone.
by bruce st.asiuk August 28, 2010
skeevage combines two common words: clevage and skeevey.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.
skeevage is cleavage that's on a skeevey woman.
it may have wrinkles, blemishes, pertruding bones, or freckles among other things.
impulsively, my eyes were drawn to her low-cut dress when i realized i was looking at common skeevage.
by bruce st.asiuk June 22, 2009
by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005
a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.
While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.
by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005
A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.
The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.
by bruce st.asiuk April 02, 2017
The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.
by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006
by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023