bruce st.asiuk's definitions

upload

To ejaculate inside a vagina and the load is sent up the baby chute.

I was gonna' give her a sperm mustache, but was pounding so hard that I did an upload by mistake.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

a big lick

a person who is an industrial strength ass-kisser. they figure, whle they're down there, they might as well give a full crack tongue job from bow to stern, just to notarize the event.

While Ernie was kissing the supervisor's full ass, he gave a big lick since it was close to evaluation time.

by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005

Skinformation

A tattoo or group of tattoos that uses words to tell the viewer something or give advice on how to live.

The guy next to me at the gym had too much skinformation.
The waitress had so much skinformation it took me quite a while to read it all.

by bruce st.asiuk April 2, 2017

TEXNIQUE

Texnique is the stylized way each individual writes texts.

As soon as I read it, I knew who it was from by the texnique..

by bruce st.asiuk September 22, 2023

gift-teating

The act of inviting fringe, or remotely connected people to an event such as a shower, birthday party, christening, etc. for the sole purpose of getting more gifts.

Nancy was gift-teating for her son's graduation so that he'd get lots of presents and cash.

by bruce st.asiuk March 12, 2006

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

contributary

A contributary is a body of water, primarily a river, which flows into a larger river...contributing water to the larger river,

The Arkansas Rivers is a contributary to the Mississippi river.

by bruce st.asiuk September 27, 2023