bros call me dp's definitions

bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?

ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

gaara

another name for a meatball

last night we ate homemade gaaras

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

hard candy

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

george bush

the biggest retard to ever be president of anything
the dude needs to go fuck himself and stop blamin arabs for what his poor ass did on 9/11
FUCK BUSH!!!

dude george bush is gay

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

loose change

dude its a video that shows how fucked up bush and his government butt agents
go to youtube.com and type in loose change and see why george bush blew up the twin towers and since he was racist blamed arabs

loose change isa video not coins

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

vans

the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds

i got my vans on and they look like sneakers

by Bros Call Me DP September 9, 2006

hit and dip

when a man thinks a girl is pretty but doesnt want to stay with her, he has sex(hit) and then leaves(dip). can also be refered to as nail and bail.

You:Man my girlfriend is a bitch.
Friend:Did she let you hit yet?
You:No.
Friend:Dude she might be a bitch but shes hot so just hit and dip.
You:Ok.

by Bros call me DP September 25, 2006