by Brooke July 15, 2004

Lijie is the cutest ever!
by Brooke April 11, 2005

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.
Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.
by Brooke February 19, 2005

by Brooke February 17, 2004

Before:
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
1 Lets get a half gally tonight...
2 sounds like a party
After:
1 I am so fucked up
2 I know man me too.
(here puking)
by Brooke April 21, 2004

by Brooke February 28, 2005

by brooke January 28, 2005
