348 definitions by bread infection

female who is classes and/or skanky. A 'clean' word for: Hoe, Whore, and Slut. A male who likes skanks.
"That girl is a skinch!" instead of "That girl is a hoe!"
by bread infection December 31, 2005
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someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."
Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.
by bread infection November 8, 2005
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1. to develop a disease that makes your bum very tight.

2. One who looks for bargains in the bin. The last person to shout beers.
He was a good bloke before he developed johnsartoriitis. Now he just has a really tight ass.
by bread infection December 1, 2009
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bull crap; BS; stuff that's not true or stretched the truth or just a down right lie.
Man that junk is bunk.
by bread infection October 23, 2005
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bull crap; bullshit; stuff that is not true, streches the truth, or is just a down right lie.
Man that junk is bunk.
by bread infection December 9, 2009
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I took my dug oot so he could Jobbie.
by bread infection December 1, 2009
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