brandon schwartz's definitions

cavity check

when you go to the airport and the attendent sticks his\her finger up your ass.

damn it!!! i had to get a cavity check on my way to long island

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

sugar fart

when a fart has no scent but it has continuing ripples.

Hey i'm gonna put my ass in your face and make a nice loud sugar fart

by brandon schwartz July 27, 2008

titlet

a titlet is a mini-tit. because it's half size, you get half off the lap dance if they have titlets.

that stripper has the smallest titlets ive seen in my life, their smaller than lucy lui's

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

XXL-TIT

a tit that is so huge and enormus that they dont fit in any clothing

:her tits are huge
:yea i'm guessing that their XXL-TIT sized
:yea they can't even be covered by her biggest shirt
:you got that right

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

titlet

an under-sized tit, usually half off on price

all those little whores have titlets

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

ailf

aunt i'd like to fuck

look at that ailf over their

by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006

sugar fart

a non-smelly fart with multiple ripples. they are loud but not smelly

dave loves to sugar fart

by brandon schwartz April 14, 2006