Definitions by brain child !

Figital 

adj: to fiddle incessantly with one’s digital device.

I tried to talk to her, but she wouldn’t put her iPhone down. She’s way too figital for me.

Figital by brain child ! April 1, 2016

big tit tax 

The emotional, sexual and/or just brazenly financial currency that woman, well-endowed by nature or science, trade in.

Man, I really dig Michele. She has one hell of a righteous rack ! But I just can’t afford the Big Tit Tax … my wallet is not fat enough, my dick isn’t long enough and my heart surely isn’t into it.

big tit tax by brain child ! April 1, 2016