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Me to my dog: hey bfb

dog: :/
Me: :)
BFB by bootyeater42069 May 12, 2020

VSCO girl 

vsco girls are just acting like this because theyre trying to cover up the fact they are lesbians.
VSCO girl: hey sskskssk an i oop an i oop
you: so youre lesbian?
VSCO girl: uh... howd you know?
you: because u said sksksks...little bitch.
VSCO girl by bootyeater42069 September 5, 2019
"I found it" kira yells vigourously.
Kira by bootyeater42069 September 5, 2019

Nut-Buster 

When youre a 12 year old little boy, in your room at midnight and all you can think about is going online and watching some big tittied bitches jump around their bedroom. So you unzip your pants and apply some lotion to your shrimp non-existant dick and wrap your baby hands around that shrimp and pretend like you finally got a girl and managed to get inside her pussy but you didnt, obviously. So you then become a regular Nut-Buster
12 yr old: AaAAaaAaAaAaAaAaaaHhHhH

french fry dick: *explodes*
12 yr old: wOooOw
12 yr old: I GUESS IM A NUT-BUSTER NOW!!!
Nut-Buster by bootyeater42069 September 5, 2019