Definitions by booteskid

uddercrap 

A state in which a cow is so sick that it defecates through its udders. For something to be considered "uddercrap" means that it is completely useless and all hope is lost for the item/person in question.
also known as utter crap

"that cat is uddercrap"
"your mom is uddercrap in bed"

uddercrap by booteskid August 10, 2006