by bongoman December 12, 2007
the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
by bongoman December 06, 2007
noun; euphemism for one's crotch or the human genitals, including but not restricted to balls, cock, cojones, dick, stones or woody in men, or cunt or pussy in women
"Gotta protect the ol' central business district," I sighed as I pulled on my jock strap before going out on the field.
by bongoman October 18, 2007
Performing a sex act similar to ridin' the rod; the dude is on his back, so his erect cock sticks straight up like a saddle horn. His lady aligns her pussy with the ol' woody and sits back in the saddle formed by his crotch and his legs...then she slides up and down his cock, slowly at first, then faster until he's buckin' and fuckin' her ass off...and when they come together, the ride is worth it!
"Hey, man, I wouldn't mind takin' one of those cowgirls for a ride...you know it's cool to be the saddle when she's ridin' the horn."
by bongoman January 10, 2008