bongoman's definitions

bat and balls

noun; another way to describe a man's penis or cock and his stones, and in particular their use during fucking.

"Hey, bro', did you ever to get to swing the ol' bat and balls with her yet?"

"Nah...didn't get a chance."

by bongoman November 7, 2007

bongo brother

a bro', dude or best bud who plays bongos, congas or other hand percussion instruments, especially one with whom you jam, play, or hang with often.

"Hey, man, I want you to meet my bongo brother, Brio--we've played together for over 20 years."

"Yeah, we've been in the band longer than some people have been married!"

by bongoman January 15, 2008

ass-fucked

to be ripped off or screwed, particularly in relationship to a bad business deal or bad personal relationship that leaves you feeling violated

You spent that much for that old wreck? Dude, you were ass-fucked big time!

by bongoman January 1, 2008

big fives

variation of high five; used to wish a dude or a bro, good luck or success

"Big fives to ya on your concert tomorrow night, bro'!"

by bongoman January 4, 2009