Definitions by bonelesspizza

Diet Chicago 

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

Diet Chicago by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

Thriday 

When it's Thursday but the excitement of Friday starts to kick in.

Uh oh. It's Thriday. I think I need to prepare.

Thriday by bonelesspizza March 4, 2017

attacking the floor 

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

attacking the floor by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

noncomprehendo 

When one thing is nowhere related to the other.

Guy 1: I got an A on my test.
Guy 2: The akin nightmare prosecutes the recovery.

Guy 1: Ok. I see you have noncomprehendo. right?
Guy 2: Another flipping specialist nicknames the manpower.

noncomprehendo by bonelesspizza February 16, 2017

lixering 

When you scramble every starting letter of a word in a sentence.

Are you lixering?
Wo. Ny whuld wou yoask?
This is why you are a disgrace to grammar school.

lixering by bonelesspizza February 4, 2017

nopendable

When your friends dare you to do something risky but you don't feel like it but then you do it.

A: Why did you steal my lunch?
B: It was nopendable.

nopendable by bonelesspizza February 4, 2017

go make yourself a double decker 

When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.

Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.

go make yourself a double decker by bonelesspizza January 29, 2017