Definitions by bod
slammer
A male from the slumps of the south east. He usually struggles in every facet of his life. Is quite often a lurker and a minger. He also prefers the company of munters to hotties
That Slammer is kidding himself
penis plater
penis plater by BOD August 27, 2003
Smoker
The name given to a person who you believe is a professional cock smoker and should be as such addressed as smoker as a mark of respect.