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A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.
I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.
by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

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An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.
Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.
by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

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A pointless board game played by those with nothing better to do other than fool around with wooden figurines.
Let's play chess instead of doing something productive.
by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

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People who believe in private ownership of everything including the government. People who love big government as long as government functions are privatized and it's not called government. People who believe that property owners are absolute rulers of their property.
You're living on the king's land so pay him his rent/taxes. This is a libertarian society and he owns all the property in his kingdom and if you don't like it buy your own kingdom.
by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

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The first commercially produced microprocessor released in 1971 by Intel. At a whopping 740 kHz it was barely good enough for a calculator.
You should buy one of those new pocket calculators with a 4004 inside.
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Mac
An overpriced computer catering to women and metrosexuals who don't care what's inside as long at comes in a shiny box. Apple works hard to advance innovation in shiny box technology. Comes with great customer support for people who don't know how to use a computer.
I got bored of looking at the same Mac for a year so I bought this year's model that comes in an even shinier box.
by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016

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