A brain dead chip (according to Bill Gates) developed by Intel in the 1980s. This allowed Apple to release their original Mac and call it an upgrade. If not for this Apple would be bankrupt like Commodore.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016
The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016
A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.
by bob_bobbb April 07, 2016
A pointless board game played by those with nothing better to do other than fool around with wooden figurines.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016
An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.
by bob_bobbb March 18, 2016
An overpriced computer catering to women and metrosexuals who don't care what's inside as long at comes in a shiny box. Apple works hard to advance innovation in shiny box technology. Comes with great customer support for people who don't know how to use a computer.
I got bored of looking at the same Mac for a year so I bought this year's model that comes in an even shinier box.
by bob_bobbb March 16, 2016