iPad Pro

An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.

by bob_bobbb July 20, 2016

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

troll

A person who puts up definitions on urbandictionary

Stop being such a troll

by bob_bobbb July 18, 2016

President

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Libertarian

People who believe in private ownership of everything including the government. People who love big government as long as government functions are privatized and it's not called government. People who believe that property owners are absolute rulers of their property.

You're living on the king's land so pay him his rent/taxes. This is a libertarian society and he owns all the property in his kingdom and if you don't like it buy your own kingdom.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Mac

An overpriced computer catering to women and metrosexuals who don't care what's inside as long at comes in a shiny box. Apple works hard to advance innovation in shiny box technology. Comes with great customer support for people who don't know how to use a computer.

I got bored of looking at the same Mac for a year so I bought this year's model that comes in an even shinier box.

by bob_bobbb July 24, 2016