Definitions by bob_bobbb

IBM 

The company forced out of its own PC market by shitty computer manufacturers like Packard Bell and eMachines that made copies of IBM computers and undercut them.

Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM.

IBM by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

Libertarian 

People who believe in private ownership of everything including the government. People who love big government as long as government functions are privatized and it's not called government. People who believe that property owners are absolute rulers of their property.

You're living on the king's land so pay him his rent/taxes. This is a libertarian society and he owns all the property in his kingdom and if you don't like it buy your own kingdom.

Libertarian by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

President 

A puppet with no power who presides over meetings with those who actually hold the real power.

I want to be President so my puppet masters can yank me around.

President by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

iPad Pro

An overpriced underpowered laptop that comes without a keyboard. Designed for professional players of Tic-Tac-Toe.

Remember to bring your iPad Pro to the Tic-Tac-Toe World Championship.

iPad Pro by bob_bobbb July 20, 2016

troll

A person who puts up definitions on urbandictionary

Stop being such a troll

troll by bob_bobbb July 18, 2016

full vagina 

A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.

Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.

full vagina by bob_bobbb June 19, 2016