Miloko

A fictional drink consisting of milk and a psychoactive drug. From the book and movie "A Clockwork Orange".

Three drinks were available:
Miloko plus Vellocet
Miloko plus Synthemesc
Miloko plus Drencrom
Today's energy drinks are analogous to the drinks known as Miloko in the the movie "A Clockwork Orange".
by Bob H Boberson May 07, 2009
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Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.
150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.
by bob h boberson January 05, 2009
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Wife Goggles

A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.

Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).

The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"

Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
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Grits Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group from the U.S. South in exchange for compensation.
2. A U.S. Southerners protected job, project, program etc...
3. U.S. South version of Rice Bowl.
Billy Bob: "I don't need Jim Bob. I can change the tire myself".
Bobby Ted: "But Billy Bob, ya gotta let Jim Bob fix it. That's his grits bowl".
by bob h boberson January 26, 2009
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