douche raft

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

nozzle

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

by bob h boberson April 20, 2008

Rice Bowl

1. A task performed by a specific individual or group in exchange for compensation.
2. A protected job, project, program etc...

Bob: "I don't need Jim. I can change the tire myself".
Ted: "But Bob, ya gotta let Jim fix it. That's his rice bowl".

by bob h boberson October 17, 2008

nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008