Definitions by bob h boberson

douche raft 

An automobile owned and or operated by a douchebag. See BMW

I got cut off by a douche raft while driving in downtown and nearly wrecked.

douche raft by bob h boberson June 21, 2008

nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

nozzle fest by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

douche canoe 

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

douche canoe by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

nozzle

A typical young male usually suffering from delusions of adequacy.

There are more nozzles in here than at the douche factory.

nozzle by bob h boberson April 20, 2008