Definitions by bluebear

head dick 

head dick is a person who is in charge of a group or is the boss of a company

due to mismanagement and poor performance of his company the head dick fired his general manager

head dick by bluebear January 4, 2023

holy bloody jesus 

holy bloody jesus a phrase used in shock or surprise when curse words are not appropriate or you want to polite

holy bloody jesus that lightning strike was loud

holy bloody jesus playing in the mud was fun

holy bloody jesus by bluebear December 25, 2022

hand bomb 

hand bomb a 14 or 16 ounce propane cylinder used for portable propane appliances like lanterns stoves heaters and grills which explode on rare occasions and become little bombs when an explosion happens hints the name hand bomb

my buddy had a leaking hand bomb he didnt know it when he lit his cigarette there was a small explosion blowing his front door off its hinges and knocking him to the floor luckilly he was hurt man those hand bombs can be dangerous you better watch out when you use hand bombs

i ran out of hand bombs and had to go the store to get some

hand bomb by bluebear December 21, 2022

complete dick

complete dick one who is a complete asshole does spiteful acts has little respect or empathy for other people

my classmate is a complete dick does spiteful acts has little respect and empathy for other people

my neighbor is a complete dick has no respect and empathy for other people

complete dick by bluebear December 3, 2022

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain 

the lack of common sense to be so stupid to be so stupid you are unaware whats happening around you

my ex girlfriend is too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain

my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain

too stupid to know when to come in out of the rain by bluebear October 2, 2022

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out by bluebear September 12, 2022

mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022