suitability

1. The attractiveness of someone (how hot they are). Measured as an amount of how suitable one is

2. also used to refer to spoiled bananas (see example)
1.
Girl #1; OMG that guy's so hot!!
Girl #2; IKR! He's so suitable. Should I go ask him out?
Girl #1; He has a girlfriend, but I'll find you someone else who has just as much suitability

2.
Guy #1: Dude that banana is SO RIPE
Guy #2: Yeah but it's fucking ugly. Get one that has more suitability
by blood sugar 8 December 29, 2016
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Valyn, get to work translating {random paragraph}!
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Metarus

A tryharding Indian guy who's also gay. he starts booty calls
Guy #1: Hey, did you meet Metarus at the party last night?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was hitting on me pretty hard last night
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