dimple dick

A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.
Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.
by blonde ass jell-o fish October 29, 2011
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croupa

A thin and embarassment of a mustache that is particularly popular among pedofiles, mass murderers, and skinny teenage boys.
Caroline did not feel comfortable in her relationship after her boyfriend Greg grew a croupa.
by blonde ass jell-o fish November 13, 2011
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