blaine's definitions

pshaw

A word used to express your anger towards another idiocy or ignorance.

you didnt know i was cuban? Pshaw!

by blaine December 26, 2003

g-funk twizzle

A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...

-something to call a friend-

(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

DERP

a word used at the end of almost every sentence by anyone with a song in their heart. can also be used to express almost any feeling imaginable, so people can read your minds easily.

Fear- "Oh no! a hungry pack of flaming aligators!DERP!"
Surprise- "Ninja stars were just teleported into my intestines!DERP!"
Recovery from bad joke- "So he said 'what wife!'......a-DERP!" (rolling laughter)

by Blaine December 25, 2003

gruners

Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.

"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"

by Blaine January 5, 2005

hollister

Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.

I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!

by Blaine July 15, 2008

hollister

Hollister is a preppy southern california looking store that sells every color clothing except black. Sells, ripped/vintage clothing, and is owned by Abercrombie, but targeted at people between the ages of 15-21.

I just got these new jeans from Hollister, and they're ripped, but I love them!

by Blaine May 26, 2005

dickape

1) An exceptionally beligerent cocksucker who shares traits with an angry primate, and needs badly to be shut down.
2) Someone with a mighty hankering for a big juicy slab of wang.

GOD, you're such a dickape!

Get off my nuts, dickape.

I can't stand it when you get yourself all worked up over nothing, you stupid dickape!

by Blaine April 3, 2003