Definitions by blahb

soccer mom

A stupid bitch who say their "sweet little angels"/bratty teenybopper kids are more important than anything in this fucking world. They are usually seen at Price Chopper buying 74894845894848794894896589589 pounds of shitty vegetables and not good stuff. The kids are brainwashed into thinking they are the best and are usually popular at school. They are only allowed to listen to shitty stuff like S Club 7 and B*Witched.

Who the fuck needs an example.

soccer mom by Blahb February 8, 2005

unique 

A shitty word that adults say all the time to comfort stupid kids.

Adult: Remember, you are unique.
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Kid: Shut up, shithead. Everyone else is "unique".

unique by Blahb February 7, 2005

Napoleon Dynamite 

The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded!

Napoleon Dynamite by Blahb January 29, 2005

Simple Plan 

The worst band ever. Most of the fans are teenyboppers who have rabies and are brainwashed by MTV and VH1. Guys who listen to them are brainwashed into thinking they are punk. Listen kids, go listen to Nirvana or Yellowcard. Those bands are not pop rock like Simple Plan (mor lyk stupid plan m i rite) is.

Simple Plan sucks. Plain and simple.

Simple Plan by Blahb January 23, 2005

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs 

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs by Blahb January 16, 2005

Corpus Christi 

1. The body of Christ.
2. A big coastal city in Texas, home of Whataburger.

YO D00D corpus christi

Corpus Christi by Blahb December 30, 2004

Upstate New York 

Anywhere north or east of the areas of NYC and Long Island. Contains The Great Escape theme park in the village of Lake George, Fun Spot in the city Queensbury, and Camp Chingachgook on the shores of Lake George. Has lots of wiggers in the Alvany metro area. Not many hicks. Very rural. Kind of like a mini version of North Dakota.

I live in Round Lake, a village in Upstate New York.

Upstate New York by Blahb December 26, 2004