Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.
Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.
by black flag June 06, 2004
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USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.
3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?
by black flag June 02, 2004
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osmium

1) A heavy metal with several industrial applications.

2) Something, normally musical, that can be described as very heavy.
I saw motorhead last night and Lemmy's base sound was just osmium.
by black flag June 01, 2004
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WEAPONS GRADE AMATUER

A fool, an idiot, a blunderer, someone who plays the game when they really should be in the grandstand.
We auditioned a couple of drummers yesterday. The second guy was alright, but the first was a weapons grade amatuer.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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fives

1) An obscure ball game played against a wall. It is vaguely similar to squash, but the players hit a small cork ball with a padded glove.

2) A bunch of fives. London slang for a fist.
He agve me a bunch of fives cos I beat the guy on the fives court.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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bum flasher

A member of the Dumpy's Rusty Nuts fan club. To become a member you must climb on stage, drop your trousers and flash your rear at the crowd. You then receive a unique jacket patch and invites to all the best parties.
Respect that guy, his a bum flasher!!!!
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
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herbal investment

To provide weed to a lady in the hope your investment will be repayed with sexual interest.
I took her home and made a large herbal investment but she still said no.
by black flag June 19, 2004
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