matakai

cool PERSON BUT IS ALSO GOD/DEVIL. RUN RUN RUN DASHI RUN RUN RUN he is also bat nocturnal creature hehehehehejdkm cool kid too cool cat
who's that guy? is he the devil?
yes RUN NOW ASJ2EFIJ00JEROFRI;OJEWO;I I'M BEING KILLED EOIFJHFE
Matakai: I'M GOING TO EAT YOU
by birch face July 01, 2019
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Gunnar

a lil bitch who looks like a monkey but is also lowkey cool and funny at the same time
by birch face September 13, 2018
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advil

one day i went to the store, and i saw advil. he was ugly as a day but healed me in ways no one else could. who was he? my baby daddy. advil i love u come back
me: come back advil i miss u i know ur in the shelf of other girl's bathrooms
advil:
by birch face July 01, 2019
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