Definitions by bigpoppapump6769

Brisket Dick

A sexual act in which, during anal sex, a woman defecates onto a man’s erect penis, after which he withdraws and she eats the mess off his shaft.

“Bro told me he got hit with the brisket dick last night. I haven’t looked at him the same since.”

Brisket Dick by bigpoppapump6769 October 10, 2026

Locker Box Fishing

A dangerously stupid form of noodling in which a man uses his dick and balls as bait instead of his hand, hoping something bites—while simultaneously hoping nothing bites.

“Dale got banned from the lake after the game warden caught him locker box fishing off the dock.”

Locker Box Fishing by bigpoppapump6769 September 6, 2026