big phat phart's definitions

duties at hand

the means by which someone pleasures themself

i am busy with the duties at hand... please call back later.

by big phat phart October 12, 2014

mothership

the relationship between you and your mother.

i love my mom... we have the greatest mothership.

by big phat phart October 12, 2014

proxicise

The act of exercising through the use of a proxy. To pay someone to complete an exercise regiment designed to improve your health.

Robert is such a good proxiciser that i lost 10 pounds last week having him jog 10 miles for me every day.

by big phat phart March 20, 2014

bedbopping

The act of dancing while sitting on a bed. While the upper part of the body moves to the music the lower part bounces on the bed to the beat.

Did you see that guy bedbopping on cam?

by big phat phart October 18, 2016

fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.

I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.

by big phat phart June 7, 2015