Definitions by big fraze

arse captain 

someone who commands ass attention 24/7 by trannie cocks

frank braithwaite is an arse captain

arse captain by big fraze June 20, 2008

cock snorkle 

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia

can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins

cock snorkle by big fraze June 20, 2008

cock scrounger 

a person who desperatley needs cock in the ass pipe so much so they beg for the root

im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please

cock scrounger by big fraze June 20, 2008