big dave's definitions

lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

arabian goggling

the real definition is slapping your balls on a guys arse and wiggling

i got bored so i arabian goggled my cat

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

Fo' Fo'

Fo' Fo' is slang for fourty four which is known to be a fourty four magnum which is a gun.

ill take my fo' fo' out an make sure all yo' kids dont grow

by Big Dave November 28, 2003

comptar

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

by Big Dave August 2, 2004

fucking ridiculous bullshit

Originated most notably in Austin, TX. Used to describe that which is frequently considered to be significantly illegitimate or insincere.

Neither "fucking" or "bullshit" are to be assumed literal.

That third quarter earnings report is some fucking ridiculous bullshit!

by Big Dave August 5, 2004

bottler

London working class slang

He shit himself, he's a right bottler

by Big Dave December 14, 2004

bottler

London working class slang for a coward.

He shit himself , he's a right bottler !

by Big Dave December 15, 2004