grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.

i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry

by Big Bear June 16, 2003

HERPES

those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.

dont kiss him he got herpes yuck

by big bear February 25, 2005

chazkel

A male who is prone to a penial state of flacidness after a long night of alcohol consumption; one who suffers from whiskey-dick

That chazkel couldn't get it up for Paris Hilton if he had to.

by Big Bear December 09, 2004

ludacris

the greatest fucking rapper who ever came on the scene since eminem

by Big Bear September 02, 2003

Slammin

to mastubate; to beat the fuck off until your dick starts crying

i thought i was slammin to britney spears, but it turned out to be gilbert godfried in a wig

by Big Bear June 16, 2003