big Al's definitions

ass-snack

A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.

That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?

by Big Al August 30, 2003

bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004

jobby jabber

Its what homo's like to call the alpha male's genitiles.

Wow hallo sailor , where did you get the huge jobby jabber, god gave you a gift!!

by big al June 6, 2004

gancing

Derived from the adj. gay & verb.dance. A ritual dance performed in public by two metro sexual men to mock the pairing of two females or two gay men or two lesbians dancing together.

Those guys are gancing on the dance floor.

by Big Al March 9, 2004

quarter to eight

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

by Big Al September 19, 2003

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003