big Al's definitions

strategery

The key to George W. Bush's presidency. Used by janky strategerists.

Dude: "How would you sum up your campaign in one word Mr. Bush?"
Bush: "Strategery"

by big Al February 3, 2003

freaky bitch

girl who will do anything, any time, anywhere, with anybody.

paris hilton

by big al December 9, 2003

crap-nasty

act of shitting your pants so bad that it goes everywhere and gets on everything

1) oh shit guys, i just went crap-nasty all over myself

by Big Al May 13, 2005

tea bagging

to dip your balls into a persons mouth while they lay on their back with hot water in their mouth.

I did some tea bagging with Melanie last night but stopped when the water got cold.

by Big Al June 25, 2004

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

by big al December 10, 2003

gancing

Derived from the adj. gay & verb.dance. A ritual dance performed in public by two metro sexual men to mock the pairing of two females or two gay men or two lesbians dancing together.

Those guys are gancing on the dance floor.

by Big Al March 9, 2004

quarter to eight

a BMW 745

You see my boy kickin it in the new quarter to eight?

by Big Al September 19, 2003