lettuce

is a sex position in which you cover ur girl with lettuce then dump a bucket of pee on her, what

wow i just had a lettuce

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

[Tweetplomacy]

Tweetplomacy is when political investors start a agreement using popular beliefs that are not politically correct within a social media

Wow, Donald Trump posted something about peanut carrots to another spartan, this is so Tweetplomacy

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

shot

verb, when someone shoots you with a 10cm handgun and your body explodes into gore

oh fuck he shot that man RUN

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018

[The Piano]

The Piano is not a piano, it is not simply something that is the simple object of existance otherwise known as a acoustic, stringed musical instrument invented in Italy by Bartolomeo Cristofori around the year 1700 in which the strings are struck by hammers. It is played using a keyboard, which is a row of keys that the performer presses down or strikes with the fingers and thumbs of both hands to cause the hammers to strike the strings.

Wow, that is The Piano!!!!!!

by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018