baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.

He ain't shit, that's just my baby daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

baby mama

1.Who to make the check out to.
2.The mother of your children.
3.A source of endless emotional pain and/or headaches

If that check bounces your baby mama is going to kick your ass.

haha your baby mama left your ass and now she's with that guy!! you suck

by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006

daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come by, but and a truely special thing.

The little girl hugged her daddy.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

rootbeer

A soda that despite it's clever name actually contains no beer.

Jane drank all the rootbeer...greedy bitch.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

hell

Eternal Damnation, satan, fire, and evil are all good descriptive words of hell.

Your ex, baby mama, baby daddy, child support, and alomony are also good descriptive words of hell

Jarrod made a stupid choice, now he is in hell.

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006