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shindig

A gathering of 10 or less people, usually involving a few beers. A shindig will almost never turn into a party because only broke ass people attend a shindig...hence, the reason there are only A FEW beers.
hey jimmy you gonna go to your sister's shindig?

I ain't got nothing better to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
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daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come but and a truely special thing.
Layla loves her daddy.

Daddy took Kaylee swimming today.
by BETTY CROCKER June 25, 2006
mugGet the daddymug.

cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006
mugGet the cumputermug.

nintendo

nintendo used to be " the shit ". with games such as Duck Hunt and Super Mario. Nintendo was replaced with crap such as X BOX and PS1 and PS2.
Get the hell off your nintendo and go make some friends!
by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006
mugGet the nintendomug.

daddy

The word daddy is not defined by wether or not a man has a biological child. You can never produce a child and be a daddy, likewise you can have 20 kids and never be a daddy.

A daddy is a man who cares for a child's both physical and emotional needs. He puts the child's wants and needs ahead of his own.

A man who does a half ass job of raising his child is usually rewarded with drug addicted, nympho, wife beating, jail bird's - these men a frequently but not always known as baby daddy's

A true daddy is hard to come by, but and a truely special thing.
The little girl hugged her daddy.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the daddymug.

Urban Dictionary Editor

Someone "smarter than the average bear", the all knowing geniuses who reject the daily bullshit about how your ex husband has chlamydia and XYZ is the hardest gang in the world. An Urban Dictionary Editor is one of the few that "make the world go round" a superman of sorts.
the Urban Dictionary Editor decided that XXhplqw44rfdXX is relly not a word.

the Urban Dictionary Editor realized there are alot of stupid ass people in this world!
by BETTY CROCKER February 24, 2007
mugGet the Urban Dictionary Editormug.

baby daddy

1.The Payee.
2.One who owes large sums of money.
3.Your punishment for bad sex but good genes.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
mugGet the baby daddymug.

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