Definitions by bertio mattack

Pity Fishing 

When someone pastes something mildly ambiguous but troubling on social media that requires further investigation to determine the source and severity of the turmoil in their life. It's a desperate cry for attention

Sheila's status: I'm just SO hurt right now
Jack: Don't fall for it bro, she's just pity fishing! It could be anything from a stubbed toe or somoe hurt her feeling

Pity Fishing by bertio mattack December 8, 2022

resting bliss face 

when somebody maintains a smile or smirk on their face at all times, even when they're not happy

"What's the deal with Shelly, she's smiling all the time?"
"Ya, I know what you mean, total resting bliss face!"

resting bliss face by bertio mattack September 3, 2019