benthrer's definitions

book of tard

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.

When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.

by benthrer March 23, 2008

holidud

A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.

I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

Red Green

The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.

Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .

by benthrer March 20, 2008

Spelling

Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language

If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?

by benthrer March 21, 2008

dead pig

A valuable item that suddenly became totally worthless. Enron stock is the ultimate dead pig.

I heard this snap and knew my cpu was a dead pig. My company went bankrupt my pension is a dead pig. My cow has mad cow diseases it's a dead pig.

by benthrer March 21, 2008