benthrer's definitions

dead pig

A valuable item that suddenly became totally worthless. Enron stock is the ultimate dead pig.

I heard this snap and knew my cpu was a dead pig. My company went bankrupt my pension is a dead pig. My cow has mad cow diseases it's a dead pig.

by benthrer March 21, 2008

Spelling

Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language

If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?

by benthrer March 21, 2008

holidud

A holiday that is so crappy and stressful you would rather be working.

I always volunteer to work on a holidud. There is no one here, not much to do and I can relax.

by benthrer March 19, 2008

complislam

A remark that is meant as a compliment about one person that is taken as a slam by another. I can't believe she's yor grandmother {the woman looks many years younger than she is}. Grand daughter just how old do you think I am?{the grand daughter thinks you said she looks much older than she is} A reason to keep your mouth shut.

With that complislam I put my foot in my mouth so deep it came out my ass.

by benthrer March 20, 2008

we found a problem

The problem that the software can't recognise that the word or words used in the example sentence are exactly the same as the word or words in the word box.

The we found a problem in this example sentence is exactly the same as the we found a problem in the word box.

by benthrer March 18, 2008