never getting any pussy(BOX)! to be celebate for a long time! to never have nothing sexual in your future but intensive self-satisfying masterbation!
by ben-wah! March 31, 2003

by ben-wah! March 15, 2003

a limp wristed hand shake from a border-line pirate!...to get felt up like a little turtle when greeting someone!
by ben-wah! April 25, 2003

the lasting residue left on the breakroom floor from the thigh of a portly and stout person that you work with!it has the texture of grated cheese!
vince left a "nice and flaky" mess when he wore shorts with that striped undersized polo shirt last night at work!
by ben-wah! April 03, 2003

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?
by ben-wah! June 10, 2003
