Definitions by ben de la cruz

fluttering bird 

When one sporadically shakes his/her hand in the air (like a fluttering bird)to distract opponent and sucker punch them with their other hand with extreme prejudice

Person 1: What was that you said, biatch! Here comes the fluttering bird!

Person 2: SHIT, that hurt, biatch!

fluttering bird by ben de la cruz April 5, 2005

super market monkey slapper 

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

joshin' it 

When a man wants his girlfriend to bone him with a strap- on.

Cheese is a pretty sick fuck, he's always about joshin' it.

joshin' it by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005