billy bragg

cockney rhyming slang for shag

alright darlin' fancy a billy bragg?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barry White

cockney rhyming slang for shite (shit)

i'm just going for a barry.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mike hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

pie and mash

cockney rhyming slang for slash (to urinate)

i'm gonna go take a pie n' mash

by ben curry September 24, 2003