mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003

bristol cities

cockney rhyming slang for titties

she had a nice pair of bristols

by ben curry September 24, 2003

Barry White

cockney rhyming slang for shite (shit)

i'm just going for a barry.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

billy bragg

cockney rhyming slang for shag

alright darlin' fancy a billy bragg?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mike hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you fucking mike!!!!!!

by ben curry September 24, 2003