ben curry's definitions

billy bragg

cockney rhyming slang for shag

alright darlin' fancy a billy bragg?

by ben curry June 11, 2006

rusty spike

cockney rhyming slang for dyke (lesbian)

your sister looks like a right rusty spike!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

jack and danny

cockney ryming slang for fanny

she had a right baggy jack and danny!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

berkshire hunt

cockney rhyming slang for cunt

you stupid berk!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003

mars and venus

cockney rhyming slang for penis

your mrs tells me you've got a tiny mars and venus

by ben curry September 24, 2003