ben curry's definitions

nerf hearder

someone who is a stupid retarded dickhead

tony blair is such a nerf hearder

by ben curry September 24, 2003

the cats minge

something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.

mum that beef stew was the cats minge.

by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

richard the third

cockney rhyming slang for terd

im going for a richard

by ben curry September 24, 2003

bristol cities

cockney rhyming slang for titties

she had a nice pair of bristols

by ben curry September 24, 2003

jack and danny

cockney ryming slang for fanny

she had a right baggy jack and danny!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

apple fritter

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

that dirty faggot takes it up the apple fritter
excuse me mate, where's ya apple fritter?

by ben curry September 24, 2003