ben's definitions

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

Apostle

Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.

Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.

by Ben July 17, 2003

hore

a bad spelling of "whore"

"she is such a hore"

by Ben February 8, 2003

Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.

1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.

by ben November 16, 2003

SWS UK

A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.

nuff said

by Ben July 16, 2006

pricey

Adjective: Expensive

Hot damn! The beers here are $10! That's pretty pricey.

by ben June 17, 2004

indefagitable

Incapable of being or becoming gay.

Sorry dude, I'm indefagitable. Go find someone else to hit on.

by Ben January 13, 2004