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the natural result of a monday spent shit faced. tuesday is written off in a mess of incoherant babbling and foaming at the mouth.
after the first meeting of the Monday night absinthe appreciation society, tuesday was gone for good.
by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004
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don't fuck with the family
by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004
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the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother.
the porn star name of my friend julie. twinkle was a pony, door was her mother.
by bearded wisdom January 29, 2004
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