bastardized bottomburp's definitions

banner ads

Useless, annoying SHIT. No one clicks them, and they ruin a webpage's template. Still not as bad as pop-up ads and pop-under ads.

The Banner Ads were invented by one of those hated internet individuals who create things for ease-of-use advertising. Bastard.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

eminem fans

It's unfortunate that such a great rapper could have so many retards as his fans. Just look at most of the posts supporting him in the definition for Eminem.

Just look at all the females on the internet who use blatantly unoriginal handles such as "Shady Lady," "Shady's Girl," "Eminem's Babe" etc.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

assling

The spawn of a large, hairy man's ass.

The asslings gathered and plotted the revolt against their bald overlords.

by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003

Homsar

Probably Homestar's brother or relative, with his underbite, body-shape and name-resemblance. Owns a transforming hat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

os

Operating System. Windows is the only one worth your money, with the downside of constant errors (and the blue screen trauma).

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Pachinko

What hell is PACHINKO!? PACHINKO is had only JAPAN. and most popular gambling
If you don't know, you never Tell about Japanese culture.
Come on! Try this game!

- Engrish Japanese Sign

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003