bastardized bottomburp's definitions

dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

i have no words to use so...

html doesn't work you fag.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

404

The white space with the black writing you receive when the page you want won't come to you 'cause the page you are looking for really isn't there 'cause it don't exist, causing frustration and jumping around like an assclown.

Angelfire's 404 page think they're so god damn funny. BUT THEY'RE NOT!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

Bottyburp

What little girls and boys call a fart. See bottomburp

"My cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!"
"Oh, that's nice!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

world peace

What the Miss Universe women hope to achieve, as though they have a role in society.

I'm a girl with a fake crown, so I can make terrorists and US Presidents stop acting like weapon-loaded kill-bots! With a wave of my hand, I will create world peace! Whoosh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

the poopsmith

A man the King of Town employed for reasons he cares not to disclose.

<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.

<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003