shiggity shiggity shwa

A general responce to anything, usually of disinterest.

<MathsHobo> Did you do your Maths assignment accounting towards 60% of your report?
<BungStrung> Shiggity shiggity shwa.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

Bottyburp

What little girls and boys call a fart. See bottomburp

"My cousin did a bottyburp yesterday!"
"Oh, that's nice!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

windozer

A technologically advanced bulldozer created by Microsoftballs to plow down the HQ of Apple and Linux.

Make way for the Windozer 2000, Apple employees.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

encrypt

The act of encrypting.

Watch me encrypt my underpants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

impromptu

Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003