The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 02, 2003
Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003
Large breasts found on fat male Earthenoids. Whether or not they contain milk is not known. No one has the guts to check.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003
1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003