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Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

dangly buttocks 

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.
I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.
adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
<FlamingDuck> Hello!
<JustifyAbsolute> High!

butt napkin 

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.
<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

pussy whipped 

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.
<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!
1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting
1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.