bastardized bottomburp's definitions

g2g

Got to Go.

See gtg

g2g cya

g2g bai

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

bai

bastardization of 'Bye,' widely uttered by net whores and chodes

Chloe says:
g2g bai

Chimu says:
Speak english, biatch

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

nose-job

To get it up the nose by someone's dick and 'sniffing' down the ejaculation.

After that nose-job, my bitch had cum leaking from her eyes.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

curried slop

Orangey egg-like substance found plopping from a woman's vagina. Not to be mistaken with curried egg.

Also see cunt slop

That curried slop tasted HORRIBLE. Women should be banned from Parliament House.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003

rusty sword

Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath.

"AAAAH! Rusty sword!"

"e.. GAD!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 25, 2003