bastardized bottomburp's definitions

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

leg sex

1. When a dog gets it on with your leg
2. When a politician gets it on with your leg

1. "Roinks, Raggy! I rawnna rump your reg!" - Scooby Doo
2. "Nyeeer, hya hya! Gimme another hump, Georgy!" - John Howard

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

plump

fat; tubby; chubby; whale-like; blubbery; wobbly; immobile; fatassed; manboobulant; stuck; jiggly; bulgy; rotund; spherical-assed; pudgy; water-filled

You plump motherfucker, all you can do is move your neck to turn around when the fridge gets repossesed!

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

Little Kim

Small midget-girl with a gnome-hat and gnome-boots

You' little like that Kim lady.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

wank off

A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

native

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003