Definitions by bassplayer2493

canadian dust bunny 

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

canadian dust bunny by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

mexican mitten party 

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...

my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese

mexican mitten party by bassplayer2493 November 5, 2009

Sweaty Garden 

the fuzzy patch of skin that lies between the skinbag and your arse hole

i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor

Sweaty Garden by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009

Mexican Nesquik

the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.

i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik

Mexican Nesquik by bassplayer2493 November 3, 2009