Definitions by based worker
BLINKRONICITY
noun
When the turn signal of another vehicle blinks in-time with your urn signal, the song on your radio or your windshield wipers. A form of quantum entanglement.
When the turn signal of another vehicle blinks in-time with your urn signal, the song on your radio or your windshield wipers. A form of quantum entanglement.
"That turn signal is blinking in time with the song! BLINKRONICITY has been achieved! My car is a disco!"
BLINKRONICITY by based worker January 27, 2024
SNOPAGANDA
Woman 1, "I heard the president wasn't really wearing that helmet backwards."
Woman 2. "That's just snopaganda. Look at the picture. They had to revise their article."
Woman 1. "Oh! He IS wearing that helmet backwards!"
Woman 2. "That's just snopaganda. Look at the picture. They had to revise their article."
Woman 1. "Oh! He IS wearing that helmet backwards!"
SNOPAGANDA by based worker January 27, 2024
SYNCHROTARDATION
When everybody is doing the same stupid dance.
Usage; "I had to dip out of the reception when everybody came down with SYNCHROTARDATION after the DJ put on The Chicken Dance"
examples; The Electric Slide, The ChaCha Slide, The Boot Scoot Boogie, The Chicken Dance and 'Dabbing' are all exemplary of synchrotardation when two or more people perform them in a choreographed fashion. Those who engage in this activity are 'Synchrotarded' (adj.)
Usage; "I had to dip out of the reception when everybody came down with SYNCHROTARDATION after the DJ put on The Chicken Dance"
examples; The Electric Slide, The ChaCha Slide, The Boot Scoot Boogie, The Chicken Dance and 'Dabbing' are all exemplary of synchrotardation when two or more people perform them in a choreographed fashion. Those who engage in this activity are 'Synchrotarded' (adj.)
SYNCHROTARDATION by based worker January 26, 2024
SYNCHROTARDATION
" The 'Electric Slide' is a case example of synchrotardation. One person doing it is bad.. ten people is a 'boil water' alert."
SYNCHROTARDATION by based worker June 19, 2023
GUNCE
noun
1. A person who has only a superficial understanding of firearms.
2. A person who tends to exaggerate firearm statistics and/or damage
3. A typical gun grabber.
1. A person who has only a superficial understanding of firearms.
2. A person who tends to exaggerate firearm statistics and/or damage
3. A typical gun grabber.
GUNCE by based worker June 19, 2023
TWITTARD
A new Twitter user who hasn't acclimated to the interface. A twittard is twittarded. Twittards suffer from twittardation.
TWITTARD by based worker June 9, 2023