balls's definitions

Vixxon

green teeth sluts that lie and think they can get any guy that they want(but they cant cuz their ugly little fuckers)

EL is a vixxon

by Balls May 28, 2004

coerce the don

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.

"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.

by Balls April 27, 2004

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

Ball licker

Ball licker, going down.

"Hey ballicker, You go down? Teabagger!

by balls November 3, 2003

backspace

poo

i backspaced all over robs guitar

by balls October 6, 2003

Faglor

A male who hates women because they wont touch his sack.
A pro-male male. Masculinist.

Feder-FUCKING-rico is a faglor.

by Balls July 6, 2003

jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.

Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.

by balls May 27, 2003