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Blondicitus

The condition that occurs from a women having to many blond girlfriends, causing her to become as dumb and vapid as they are.
I thing Vicky has developed blondicitus by doing happy hour shots every night with that blond Barbie doll secretary pool.
by Badwsky February 10, 2010
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ratware

Ratware is legitimate software that upon your checking "yes" to the agreement and completing the install, begins to report back to it's maker. It may recognize the music patterns of a song and suddenly show you the album cover art. It may store your searchwords, monitor you website activities, your subscribed-to usenet groups, and your non DRM videos in order to "enhance your experience" build a model of your interests or to report you to the authorities in order to make an example of you. It may report system errors along with the nature of the files that caused the crash.
Richie, I'd be careful using that ratware music player. it kind of creeps me out how it suddenly either shows you the cover art or suggests other songs by that artist. You can rename the file qwerty.mp3 and it still knows its Aerosmith! That ratware crap is gonna report you DRM free shit man. be careful. You can go offline, but maybe it remembers and rats you out later. Microsoft, Google, the whole music and film industry are acting in concert developing ratware.
by Badwsky February 5, 2010
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ratware

Ratware is legitimate software that upon your checking "yes" to the agreement and completing the install, begins to report back to it's maker. It may recognize the music patterns of a song and suddenly show you the album cover art. It may store your searchwords, monitor you website activities, your subscribed-to usenet groups, and your non DRM videos in order to "enhance your experience" build a model of your interests or to report you to the authorities in order to make an example of you. It may report system errors along with the nature of the files that caused the crash.
Richie, I'd be careful using that ratware music player. it kind of creeps me out how it suddenly either shows you the cover art or suggests other songs by that artist. You can rename the file qwerty.mp3 and it still knows its Aerosmith! That ratware crap is gonna report you DRM free shit man. be careful. You can go offline, but maybe it remembers and rats you out later. Microsoft, Google, the whole music and film industry are acting in concert developing ratware.
by Badwsky February 4, 2010
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Seventh Day Adventurist

A Jewish or a Seventh Day Adventist who defies his religious tenets and rules and instead goes to ski, bowl, or to participate in some such other leisure activity including drinking and carousing with other same-minded pals.

One who treats Saturdays the same day called The Sabbath as if it were any other day therefore is likely a blasphemer and one who risks the wrath of God by not attending church or temple.
Oh, THAT woman. We never see her at temple. She must be one of those seventh day adventurists that will will pay later with her soul. It is disgraceful how she disrespects The Sabbath, and therefore her family.
by Badwsky February 4, 2010
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Captain Video

One who is quite adept at playing video games to the point of doing nothing else.
Joe doesn't want to go to the game with us: He's turning into a real captain video since he got his new X-Box.

Check it out! Captain Video is down to his last quarter!
by Badwsky October 3, 2009
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