badmouth's definitions

belief

The acceptance of something as true or real, even if it's a lie, is false, is wrong, is a faith that can't be proven, not all beliefs are untrue, and it's especially the case when you have evidence to back up your beliefs.

Belief: you're all zombies except for me, in fact because of you treating me painfully you don't feel pain, I do, and harming you is imprudent.
Fact: all my beliefs are true.

by badmouth December 14, 2018

lacto-pescetarian

A fish eater who will consume dairy but not eggs, for health reasons.

Look at me, I'm a lacto-pescetarian, aren't I great!

by badmouth December 24, 2018

pseudo-normal

When someone looks normal on the surface, in appearance or behaviour, but occasionally does strange and very weird things.

You're not normal! You're pseudo-normal!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

normal

When you're not original and are identical in dress, behaviour, etc, to everyone else, conforming, like the majority of people.

oustsider: you're weird!
normal person: if I'm common to everyone else I'm not weird, you're just treating me weird, I'm as normal as you can get!

by badmouth February 20, 2018

farmer

A person, usually a regular guy or gal, who grows crops or raises animals for slaughter.

Farmers are honest hard-working individuals. They're not stupid, they're good people, and are the ones putting food on the table.

by badmouth February 20, 2018

hippie

A pseudo-philosophical way of life that rebels, grows its hair long, smokes pot, takes LSD, eats mushrooms, and rejects the government, with a "philosophy" that peace and love go together and are related, often vegetarian or vegan and saving the damn planet, when they get their asses kicked.

Hippie: peace, man!
Anti-hippie: Go fuck yourself! You hippie!

by badmouth June 12, 2018

Satanist

Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 12, 2018