badback9's definitions

F.U.A.B.

FUCK UP AFTER BIRDIE

Chucky: " how did I triple bogey 6 after I birdied 5? 5 is the hardest hole on the course!"

Scotty: "F.U.A.B. bro...Foooab!...hacks like us always fuck up just after making a birdie."

by badback9 November 11, 2018

Starbucked-up

A wired and out of control person

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"

by badback9 September 25, 2012

planned obsession

When a large corporation plans a products availability to the market by the obsessive nature of their customers.

"Did you see the line of zombies at the apple store at 3 am yesterday? Guess they are waiting for the iPhone t1000"

"Planned obsession at its worst"

by badback9 September 20, 2013

goof

a person, place or thing that is awesome, incredible, outstanding, fantastic, strong, sweet!

saw it yesterday....thing is stupid GOOF bro!

by badback9 August 1, 2011

assmass

someone who has an incredibly large ass....a huge booty shaker, more ass than person

Her assmass is beyond calculation!

by badback9 October 30, 2011

Funxiety

Having a bout of anxiety before one knows they are about to have fun.

Husband: "Nina has been so exited about hosting her girls only dinner party Friday night, she has been all over the place with everything lately!"

Friend: "She is having a bad/or good case of funxiety. She'll be right as rain once the girls come over."

by badback9 July 17, 2025