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i shit my pants 

i just took a huge shit in my pants. yup, i shit my pants.
the most beautiful girl in the world. sometimes has manic episodes and wakes up in the middle of the street covered in blood and ketchup. a murder spree usually occurs during this episode. never got caught though. is wanted in 20 states, and is banned from 5. one time she ate 10 children in the span of three hours. huge, juicy lips. favorite food (other then children) is piss soaked socks along with a fresh glass of piss. natasha is the best friend/girlfriend anyone could ever have. if you ever meet a natasha, either call the cops or become their lifelong companion. you won't regret either ;) also has 10 stds, including, but not limited to; chlamydia, syphilis, genital warts, aids, and more.
natasha murdered over 300 people. she's super hot though.
natasha by babyeater666 July 19, 2020

matthew gray gubler

an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.
i love matthew gray gubler