how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.

<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003

but0xx0r

n. buttock; buttocks; said by hackers (hax0rs) is place of 'buttock'

BlarghetH!1 My rihgt but0xx0r has fallex0rn asleap!1 ROFLMAOTTYDUYEB!111 ("Oh deary men! My right buttock has fallen asleep! Tee hee!")

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 01, 2003

Fanny batter

Fanny Batter was a women's name. She appeared on one of those TV Shows with odd stuff etc.

<FannyBatter> Woooooeee, this internet thing sure ain't friendly to mehhh!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.

How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

wankhole

A terminal wally who frequently makes a bastard of himself. Like George W. Bush.

That wankhole controls a nation? Oh my God!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 07, 2003

m00se

A 1337ed-up moose

j00 r1d3 t3h m00se!11

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 21, 2003